Two and a Half Men — Season 9
A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.
- 1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19
- 2 People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26
- 3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03
- 4 Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10
- 5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17
- 6 The Squat and Hover 2011-10-24
- 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31
- 8 Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07
- 9 Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14
- 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21
- 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05
- 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12
- 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02
- 14 A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-16
- 15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06
- 16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13
- 17 Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20
- 18 The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27
- 19 Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19
- 20 Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09
- 21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes" 2012-04-16
- 22 Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30
- 23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07
- 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14