Two and a Half Men

A collection of behind-the-scenes features, cast interviews, and retrospective moments celebrating the show's twelve-year run. Relive the funniest scenes, fan-favorite episodes, and the lasting legacy of television's most unlikely family.

1. 1 Original Pilot - Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal
2. 2 Jake's a Regular Kid
3. 3 Jennifer Taylor on Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer Marriage Problems
4. 4 Jon Cryer wins an Emmy for Two and a Half Men at the 2009 Primetime Emmy Awards
5. 5 Behind the Scenes
6. 6 Finding Angus
7. 7 Getting Charlie Sheen
8. 8 Jennifer Taylor
9. 9 Jon's Advice to Charlie
10. 10 Mama's Boys
11. 11 Marin Hinkle
12. 12 Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over
13. 13 Two and a Half Men and CSI - Behind the Scenes Cross Over 2
14. 14 Bloopers Season 01
15. 15 Bloopers Season 02
16. 16 Bloopers Season 03
17. 17 Bloopers Season 04
18. 18 Bloopers Season 05
19. 19 Bloopers Season 06
20. 20 Bloopers Season 07
21. 21 Bloopers Season 08
22. 22 Bloopers Season 09
23. 23 Bloopers Season 10
24. 24 Bloopers Season 11
25. 25 Bloopers Season 12
26. 26 Two and a Half Men - In the Beginning
27. 27 Two Men Talking About Two and a Half Men
28. 28 The 100th episode of Two and a Half Men
29. 29 "Must Pause TV" - The story of Chuck Lorre
30. 30 Two and a Half Men: Dying Is Easy, Comedy Is Hard
31. 31 CSI-Episode: Two and a Half Deaths
32. 32 Growing up Harper
33. 33 The Women of Two and a Half Men
34. 34 Charlie's EX Reunion
35. 35 Two and a Half Men Version 2.0
36. 36 The Billionaire Upgrade: How Walden Schmidt redesigned the house in Malibu
37. 37 Two Manly Men - Singing and Dancing
38. 38 Backstage Tour with Angus T. Jones 2007-01-01
39. 39 Two Adults, One Kid, No Grown-ups 2007-01-01
40. 40 The Serious Business of Writing Comedy 2008-01-01
41. 41 A Day in the Life of Two and a Half Men 2008-01-01

Bachelor Charlie Harper’s carefree life is turned upside down when his uptight brother Alan and nephew Jake move in, sparking chaos and comedy in Malibu.

1. 1 Pilot 2003-09-22
2. 2 Big Flappy Bastards 2003-09-29
3. 3 Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell 2003-10-06
4. 4 If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap 2003-10-13
5. 5 The Last Thing You Want Is to Wind Up With a Hump 2003-10-20
6. 6 Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys? 2003-10-27
7. 7 If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake 2003-11-03
8. 8 Twenty-Five Little Pre-Pubers Without a Snoot-Ful 2003-11-10
9. 9 Phase One, Complete 2003-11-17
10. 10 Merry Thanksgiving 2003-11-24
11. 11 Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor 2003-12-15
12. 12 Camel Filters and Pheromones 2004-01-05
13. 13 Sarah Like Puny Alan 2004-01-12
14. 14 I Can't Afford Hyenas 2004-02-02
15. 15 Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick 2004-02-09
16. 16 That Was Saliva, Alan 2004-02-16
17. 17 Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats 2004-02-23
18. 18 An Old Flame With a New Wick 2004-03-01
19. 19 I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You 2004-03-22
20. 20 Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark 2004-04-19
21. 21 No Sniffing, No Wowing 2004-05-03
22. 22 My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet 2004-05-10
23. 23 Just Like Buffalo 2004-05-17
24. 24 Can You Feel My Finger? 2004-05-24

Charlie adjusts (badly) to life with family underfoot, while Alan struggles with single fatherhood and dating again, and Jake grows into a lovable troublemaker.

1. 1 Back Off, Mary Poppins 2004-09-20
2. 2 Enjoy Those Garlic Balls 2004-09-27
3. 3 A Bag Full of Jawea 2004-10-04
4. 4 Go Get Mommy's Bra 2004-10-11
5. 5 Bad News from the Clinic? 2004-10-18
6. 6 The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance 2004-10-25
7. 7 A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana 2004-11-08
8. 8 Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers 2004-11-15
9. 9 Yes, Monsignor 2004-11-22
10. 10 The Salmon Under My Sweater 2004-11-29
11. 11 Last Chance to See Those Tattoos 2004-12-13
12. 12 A Lungful of Alan 2005-01-03
13. 13 Zejdz z Zmoich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair) 2005-01-17
14. 14 Those Big Pink Things with Coconut 2005-01-31
15. 15 Smell the Umbrella Stand 2005-02-07
16. 16 Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth? 2005-02-14
17. 17 Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam! 2005-02-21
18. 18 It Was 'Mame', Mom 2005-03-07
19. 19 A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise 2005-03-21
20. 20 I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey 2005-04-18
21. 21 A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On 2005-05-02
22. 22 That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother 2005-05-09
23. 23 Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab 2005-05-16
24. 24 Does This Smell Funny to You? 2005-05-23

Family ties tighten and tension rises as Charlie's wild ways clash with Alan's neuroses, leading to hilarious misadventures in love, work, and parenting.

1. 1 Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts 2005-09-19
2. 2 Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover 2005-09-26
3. 3 Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark 2005-10-03
4. 4 Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs 2005-10-10
5. 5 We Called It Mr. Pinky 2005-10-17
6. 6 Hi, Mr. Horned One 2005-10-24
7. 7 Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop 2005-11-07
8. 8 That Voodoo That I Do Do 2005-11-14
9. 9 Madame and Her Special Friend 2005-11-21
10. 10 Something Salted and Twisted 2005-11-28
11. 11 Santa's Village of the Damned 2005-12-19
12. 12 That Special Tug 2006-01-09
13. 13 Humiliation Is a Visual Medium 2006-01-23
14. 14 Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded 2006-02-06
15. 15 My Tongue Is Meat 2006-02-27
16. 16 Ergo, the Booty Call 2006-03-06
17. 17 The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer 2006-03-13
18. 18 The Spit-Covered Cobbler 2006-03-20
19. 19 Golly Moses, She's a Muffin 2006-04-10
20. 20 Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro 2006-04-24
21. 21 And the Plot Moistens 2006-05-01
22. 22 Just Once with Aunt Sophie 2006-05-08
23. 23 Arguments for the Quickie 2006-05-15
24. 24 That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite 2006-05-22

Change is in the air as Charlie's bachelor lifestyle meets new romantic twists, while Alan deals with ex‑wife drama and Jake continues to steal every scene.

1. 1 Working for Caligula 2006-09-18
2. 2 Who Is This Vod Kanockers? 2006-09-25
3. 3 The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress 2006-10-02
4. 4 A Pot-Smokin' Monkey 2006-10-09
5. 5 A Live Woman of Proven Fertility 2006-10-16
6. 6 Apologies for the Frivolity 2006-10-23
7. 7 Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head 2006-11-06
8. 8 Release the Dogs 2006-11-13
9. 9 Corey's Been Dead for an Hour 2006-11-20
10. 10 Kissing Abe Lincoln 2006-11-27
11. 11 Walnuts and Demerol 2006-12-11
12. 12 Castrating Sheep in Montana 2007-01-08
13. 13 Don't Worry, Speed Racer 2007-01-22
14. 14 That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami 2007-02-05
15. 15 My Damn Stalker 2007-02-12
16. 16 Young People Have Phlegm Too 2007-02-19
17. 17 I Merely Slept with a Commie 2007-02-26
18. 18 It Never Rains in Hooterville 2007-03-19
19. 19 Smooth as a Ken Doll 2007-04-09
20. 20 Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot 2007-04-16
21. 21 Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous 2007-04-23
22. 22 Mr. McGlue's Feedbag 2007-04-30
23. 23 Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin' 2007-05-07
24. 24 Prostitutes and Gelato 2007-05-14

Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.

1. 1 Large Birds, Spiders and Mom 2007-09-24
2. 2 Media Room Slash Dungeon 2007-10-01
3. 3 Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo 2007-10-08
4. 4 City of Great Racks 2007-10-15
5. 5 Putting Swim Fins on a Cat 2007-10-22
6. 6 Help Daddy Find His Toenail 2007-10-29
7. 7 The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room 2007-11-05
8. 8 Is There a Mrs. Waffles? 2007-11-12
9. 9 Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids 2007-11-19
10. 10 Kinda Like Necrophilia 2007-11-26
11. 11 Meander to Your Dander 2008-03-17
12. 12 A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh 2008-03-24
13. 13 The Soil Is Moist 2008-03-31
14. 14 Winky-Dink Time 2008-04-14
15. 15 Rough Night in Hump Junction 2008-04-21
16. 16 Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty 2008-04-28
17. 17 Fish in a Drawer 2008-05-05
18. 18 If My Hole Could Talk 2008-05-12
19. 19 Waiting for the Right Snapper 2008-05-19

The house feels smaller than ever as everyone's bad habits collide — love, money, and family chaos run rampant in Malibu.

1. 1 Taterhead Is Our Love Child 2008-09-22
2. 2 Pie Hole, Herb 2008-09-29
3. 3 Damn You, Eggs Benedict 2008-10-06
4. 4 The Flavin' and the Mavin' 2008-10-13
5. 5 A Jock Strap in Hell 2008-10-20
6. 6 It's Always Nazi Week 2008-11-03
7. 7 Best H.O. Money Can Buy 2008-11-10
8. 8 Pinocchio's Mouth 2008-11-17
9. 9 The Mooch at the Boo 2008-11-24
10. 10 He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited 2008-12-08
11. 11 The Devil's Lube 2008-12-15
12. 12 Thank God for Scoliosis 2009-01-12
13. 13 I Think You Offended Don 2009-01-19
14. 14 David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie 2009-02-02
15. 15 I'd Like to Start with the Cat 2009-02-09
16. 16 She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime 2009-03-02
17. 17 The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'? 2009-03-09
18. 18 My Son's Enormous Head 2009-03-16
19. 19 The Two Finger Rule 2009-03-30
20. 20 Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau 2009-04-13
21. 21 Above Exalted Cyclops 2009-04-27
22. 22 Sir Lancelot's Litter Box 2009-05-04
23. 23 Good Morning Mrs. Butterworth 2009-05-11
24. 24 Baseball Was Better with Steroids 2009-05-18

Charlie's romantic past catches up to him, Alan's financial woes deepen, and Jake's teenage years bring a new level of mischief and mayhem.

1. 1 818-JKLPUZO 2009-09-21
2. 2 Whipped Unto the Third Generation 2009-09-28
3. 3 Mmm, Fish. Yum. 2009-10-05
4. 4 Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator 2009-10-12
5. 5 For the Sake of the Child 2009-10-19
6. 6 Give Me Your Thumb 2009-11-02
7. 7 Untainted by Filth 2009-11-09
8. 8 Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle. 2009-11-16
9. 9 Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair 2009-11-23
10. 10 That's Why They Call It "Ball Room" 2009-12-07
11. 11 Warning, It's Dirty 2009-12-14
12. 12 Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste 2010-01-11
13. 13 Yay, No Polyps! 2010-01-18
14. 14 Crude and Uncalled For 2010-02-01
15. 15 Aye, Aye, Captain Douche 2010-02-08
16. 16 Tinkle Like a Princess 2010-03-01
17. 17 I Found Your Moustache 2010-03-08
18. 18 Ixnay on the Oggie Day 2010-03-22
19. 19 Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave 2010-04-12
20. 20 I Called Him Magoo 2010-05-10
21. 21 Gumby with a Pokey 2010-05-17
22. 22 This Is Not Gonna End Well 2010-05-24

Old patterns and new faces collide as the Harpers continue their hilarious struggle to keep life, love, and laundry under control.

1. 1 Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud 2010-09-20
2. 2 A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer 2010-09-27
3. 3 A Pudding-Filled Cactus 2010-10-04
4. 4 Hookers, Hookers, Hookers 2010-10-11
5. 5 The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel 2010-10-18
6. 6 Twanging Your Magic Clanger 2010-10-25
7. 7 The Crazy Bitch Gazette 2010-11-01
8. 8 Springtime on a Stick 2010-11-08
9. 9 A Good Time in Central Africa 2010-11-15
10. 10 Ow, Ow, Don't Stop 2010-11-22
11. 11 Dead from the Waist Down 2010-12-06
12. 12 Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead 2010-12-13
13. 13 Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup 2011-01-03
14. 14 Lookin' for Japanese Subs 2011-01-17
15. 15 Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak 2011-02-07
16. 16 That Darn Priest 2011-02-14

A new chapter begins when internet billionaire Walden Schmidt moves in, bringing fresh energy, wealth, and more absurd adventures to the Malibu household.

1. 1 Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt 2011-09-19
2. 2 People Who Love Peepholes 2011-09-26
3. 3 Big Girls Don't Throw Food 2011-10-03
4. 4 Nine Magic Fingers 2011-10-10
5. 5 A Giant Cat Holding a Churro 2011-10-17
6. 6 The Squat and Hover 2011-10-24
7. 7 Those Fancy Japanese Toilets 2011-10-31
8. 8 Thank You for the Intercourse 2011-11-07
9. 9 Frodo's Headshots 2011-11-14
10. 10 A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes 2011-11-21
11. 11 What a Lovely Landing Strip 2011-12-05
12. 12 One False Move, Zimbabwe! 2011-12-12
13. 13 Slowly and in a Circular Fashion 2012-01-02
14. 14 A Possum on Chemo 2012-01-16
15. 15 The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack 2012-02-06
16. 16 Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy 2012-02-13
17. 17 Not in My Mouth! 2012-02-20
18. 18 The War Against Gingivitis 2012-02-27
19. 19 Palmdale, Ech 2012-03-19
20. 20 Grandma's Pie 2012-04-09
21. 21 Mr. Hose Says "Yes" 2012-04-16
22. 22 Why We Gave Up Women 2012-04-30
23. 23 The Straw in My Donut Hole 2012-05-07
24. 24 Oh Look! Al-Qaeda! 2012-05-14

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

1. 1 I Changed My Mind About the Milk 2012-09-27
2. 2 A Big Bag of Dog 2012-10-04
3. 3 Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt 2012-10-11
4. 4 You Do Know What the Lollipop's For 2012-10-18
5. 5 That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam 2012-10-25
6. 6 Ferrets, Attack! 2012-11-01
7. 7 Avoid the Chinese Mustard 2012-11-08
8. 8 Something My Gynecologist Said 2012-11-15
9. 9 I Scream When I Pee 2012-11-29
10. 10 One Nut Johnson 2012-12-06
11. 11 Give Santa a Tail-Hole 2012-12-13
12. 12 Welcome to Alancrest 2013-01-03
13. 13 Grab a Feather and Get in Line 2013-01-10
14. 14 Run, Steven Staven! Run! 2013-01-31
15. 15 Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It 2013-02-07
16. 16 Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby 2013-02-14
17. 17 Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries 2013-02-21
18. 18 The 9:04 from Pemberton 2013-03-07
19. 19 Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon 2013-03-14
20. 20 Bazinga! That's from a TV Show 2013-04-04
21. 21 Another Night with Neil Diamond 2013-04-25
22. 22 My Bodacious Vidalia 2013-05-02
23. 23 Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped 2013-05-09

When a young woman claiming to be Charlie's daughter arrives, life at the beach house turns upside down again in the best, most dysfunctional way.

1. 1 Nangnangnangnang 2013-09-26
2. 2 I Think I Banged Lucille Ball 2013-10-03
3. 3 This Unblessed Biscuit 2013-10-10
4. 4 Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank 2013-10-17
5. 5 Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003 2013-10-24
6. 6 Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants 2013-11-07
7. 7 Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie 2013-11-14
8. 8 Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room. 2013-11-21
9. 9 Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer 2013-12-05
10. 10 On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer! 2013-12-12
11. 11 Tazed in the Lady Nuts 2014-01-02
12. 12 Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball. 2014-01-09
13. 13 Bite Me, Supreme Court 2014-01-30
14. 14 Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe 2014-02-06
15. 15 Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin 2014-02-27
16. 16 How to Get Rid of Alan Harper 2014-03-06
17. 17 Welcome Home, Jake 2014-03-13
18. 18 West Side Story 2014-04-03
19. 19 Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang 2014-04-10
20. 20 Lotta Delis in Little Armenia 2014-04-24
21. 21 Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot 2014-05-01
22. 22 Oh, WALD-E, Good Times Ahead 2014-05-08

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

1. 1 The Ol' Mexican Spinach 2014-10-30
2. 2 A Chic Bar in Ibiza 2014-11-06
3. 3 Glamping in a Yurt 2014-11-13
4. 4 Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight 2014-11-20
5. 5 Oontz. Oontz. Oontz. 2014-11-27
6. 6 Alan Shot a Little Girl 2014-12-04
7. 7 Sex with an Animated Ed Asner 2014-12-11
8. 8 Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey 2014-12-18
9. 9 Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey 2015-01-08
10. 10 Here I Come, Pants! 2015-01-15
11. 11 For Whom the Booty Calls 2015-01-22
12. 12 A Beer-Battered Rip-Off 2015-01-29
13. 13 Boompa Loved His Hookers 2015-02-05
14. 14 Don't Give a Monkey a Gun 2015-02-12
15. 15 Of Course He's Dead (1) 2015-02-19
16. 16 Of Course He's Dead (2) 2015-02-19