If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Name: If I Had Legs I'd Kick You
Director: Mary Bronstein
Genre: Drama
Released: 2025-10-10
Duration: 113 min
Rating: 7.6
Cast: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn

Year: 2025
Country: US
Language: en
Genre: Drama
Runtime: 113 min
Rating: 7.6/10
Director: Mary Bronstein

Plot Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

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Director

Mary Bronstein

Cast & Key Characters

Rose Byrne in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Rose ByrneLinda

Conan O'Brien in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Conan O'BrienTherapist

A$AP Rocky in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

A$AP RockyJames

Danielle Macdonald in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Danielle MacdonaldCaroline

Delaney Quinn in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Delaney QuinnChild

Mary BronsteinDr. Spring

Ivy WolkDiana

Mark Stolzenberg in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Mark StolzenbergParking Attendant

Manu Narayan in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Manu NarayanLandlord

Christian Slater in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Christian SlaterFather

Eva Kornet in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Eva KornetBreathworker

Ella Beatty in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

Ella BeattyKate

Production

A24 Central Pictures Fat City Bronxburgh

Critical Reception & Ratings

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You is rated 7.6 out of 10 by viewers — 436 votes.

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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

What is If I Had Legs I'd Kick You about?

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Who stars in If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, A$AP Rocky, Danielle Macdonald, Delaney Quinn, Mary Bronstein.

Who is the director of If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

Mary Bronstein.

When was If I Had Legs I'd Kick You released?

2025.

Where can I watch If I Had Legs I'd Kick You?

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